"Well – he became father the day I was born. The second worm, she put into the whiskey. Teacher: "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? " Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. Father, "Can you please pray for dinner! Little Johnny is in class... Harry: "Shake hands" Teacher: "Now I will ask some "Who am I sort of questions, okay? " Johnny replies "That's not a dot, it's a period, and my sister just missed hers, and it's causing a lot of excitement at our house! "Hello Mr. My name is Katya and I wanted to know where Boris is? Mum was breathing heavy and kicking her legs all over the place..... Then my dad asks me mum: 'Are you coming? ' "Wait, wait, " said Mr. "The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase? ' What did you get 100 in? Cried Little Johnny. Little Johnny says, It is not good to put a lit light bulb in one's mouth.
"That's because he's inside your cat! The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow. So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. "No, " said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking. Johnny: "In Vishakhapatnam. Teacher: "Little Johnny, how do you spell "elephant"? "None, " replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away. Little Johnny grins and replies, "Thank you! Little Johnny replies "You simply sit on your recorder sir". The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey. Putin wondered, then pointed to a blond boy raising his hand. "Nice try but the sky can be black or purple or even orange, " replied the teacher.
Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table. She protests and asks him to let her ask Johnny her own questions first and the principal will decide afterwards. All of the children are very impressed apart from Little Johnny who stands up and asks "excuse me sir, but do you know how to put 7 holes into one hole? The day after that, Johnny comes back with a massive black eye again. "Yes", says the mum, "we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision. Johnny said, "Mommy said that we'll be loaded when you croak. She says to the children "Everyone who thinks that they are stupid, stand up now. The cashier said, "There's no way I can take this. "And what do you have to be to go there? " Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. "Okay night" said Little Jonny went off to bed. Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over.
The teacher calls on him. Little Johnny was struggling with his school grades. The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge. Mary put 'I don't know, ' and you put, 'Me neither'.
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